Eleven inches of Christmas   

Don Wand's Candy Cane pleasure wand is pretty enough to hang on your Christmas tree! But you might want to keep it tucked away in your nightstand drawer come X-mas, lest grandma mistake it for the real thing (um, candy, that is). The 11-inch-long, break-resistant glass toy is about an inch in diameter and promises to stuff your stocking and find your sweet spot all year long. Like the entire line of glass wands and dildos, it's nonporous, hypoallergenic, waterproof, super smooth and easy to clean. The Candy Cane model comes in a padded pouch for safe storage and includes a sample packet of lubricant. It retails for $39 and is available at amazon.com and other retailers. 

Great taste, less feeling

They come in a tin box just like regular mints, but Adam & Eve's Go Deep Oral Sex Mints are packed with benzocaine, a local anesthetic which temporarily numbs the mouth and tongue. In theory, this means longer and deeper oral sex, plus fresh breath. A tin of 24 goes for about $7 on the adult retailer's website: adamandeve.com.